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	<title>Roger Nuttall &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Rihanna takes bad taste to a new level.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quick Quips]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I realise that in order to write this, I have to admit to watching X Factor, but what the hell, this is important! I'm totally indifferent to the singing talents of&#160;Rihanna, but I do know where I stand on her dress sense.&#160; Two light years, a solar system and three planets away! Bloody hell woman, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bring Back Tommy Cooper</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Jon Thomson for this nice collection. 1 . Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paddy wants a job.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won&#8217;t hire him until he passes a little math&#8217;s test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. &#8220;Without using numbers, represent the number 9.&#8221; &#8220;Without numbers?&#8221; Paddy says? &#8220;Dat&#8217;s easy.&#8221; And proceeds to draw three trees. &#8220;What&#8217;s this?&#8221; the boss asks. &#8220;Have you no brain? Tree and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cowboys Boots.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought20them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, &#8216;Notice anything different about me?&#8217; Margaret looked him over. &#8216;Nope.&#8217; Frustrated, Bert stormed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Fights Start!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, &#8216;What&#8217;s on TV?&#8217; I said, &#8216;Dust.&#8217; And then the fight started&#8230; ****************************************** My wife and I were watching &#8220;Who Wants To Be A Millionaire&#8221; while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, &#8220;Do you want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shoot, Shoot, Shoot!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<title>Alan, Alan, Alan!</title>
		<link>http://www.rogersblog.co.uk/humour/just-in-case-you-missed-this.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<title>Sunday 12th – Sunday Bloody Sunday!</title>
		<link>http://www.rogersblog.co.uk/cancer/sunday-12th-sunday-bloody-sunday.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA['Living' with Cancer]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hospital]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Those who know me will have heard me say that I went into Cheltenham Hospital with a ‘needle phobia’ and came out 9 weeks later with a ‘needle fetish’.&#160; Sadly it did not last long and my terror of needles returned almost immediately and has plagued me ever since. My MRI scan this morning was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whinge of the Week: Black Puddings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whinges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black pudding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lancs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whinge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you that don&#8217;t know, I was born in Bury, Lancs.  And what is Bury famous for? Black Puddings! Stay with me on this one because I need a couple of lines of explanation. Firstly, let&#8217;s understand one thing, there is ONLY way to eat black pudding and that is to BOIL it! That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whinge of the Week &#8211; The Lycra Crew.</title>
		<link>http://www.rogersblog.co.uk/whinges/whinge-of-the-week-the-lycra-crew.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whinges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whinge]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cyclists! Now don&#8217;t get me wrong, this is not a whinge about ALL cyclists, just the ones that drive on the same roads as me. I understand that there are cyclist who obey the rules of the road and are considerate to other road users and their own safety. Unfortunately, in the period of a [...]]]></description>
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